Found in the International Herald Tribune as part of a full page paid advertisement, The Gourmet`s Route.
"Before embarking on the challenging task of describing the most memorable dining experience...
(regarding the chef) There wasn`t a single iota of pomposity in his existence.
It appears to beven nonsensical to attempt to express how marvellous my dining experience was at...
However, I have to try, as I`m sick of receiving letters of complaint. (huh???)
It was quite easy to sense that XXXXXX`s dish pleased every tiniest cell consisted our tastebuds. The minutest capsules of flavours operated at an atomic level, creating a polished smoothness in the details of every mouthful."
Thanks for letting me share this. I have to go and puke.