my halloween costume this year will be "cannibal chef" (maybe a celebrity chef turned cannibal, if i can figure out which chef to do - would love to be paula deen, but don't think i can pull that one off).
i need your help in creating a menu for my restaurant. i've tentatively named the place "raoul's". what i'm looking for are enough ideas to fill a one-page specials menu, preferably things that are a "pun"ny take on the real thing. alternatively, dishes that would visually lend themselves to substituting people parts would work, too.
so, help me out with some gruesome suggestions for meals...
ps. if vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
(edit: please note, this is all in jest. i do not own a real restaurant, nor do i serve/consume people.)