Rocked some live sea spiders this week. 168 on Valley in Alhambra, 2.99/lb. Much bigger than those from other area supermarkets. Giants for 3.99/lb. Like the way the meat is evenly distributed throughout the exo-Dungeness.
Take 'em home still kickin'; prepare the sauna. I do it up with sherry, worcestershire, et cetera. Some prefer tequila/lime concoctions. Steaming is the only way. Served piping hot con sal y cremanaise.
Waited in line (so Alhambra IS America). Tank must've housed 2K+. Aksed 4 the biggest, baddest via PTH. Tank minder stomped 'round in his mucks... stomped back with 2 fatties. Held 'em by their asses as they chopped. Tripple-bagged 'em, tagged 'em, sold 'em to the butchers to be.
Got home 'n' realized Dude threw us a gimpy vet... short 1 leg. Couldn't spot it in the fog of war that is 168. This is for those who check and re-check inventory in their drive-thru bags at the second window as they hold up the queue.
Live from death row this is Mumia Abu-Dungeness. Stabbed those poor f@#$ mouth-wise with kitchen quaizi, as seen on Xiamen Isle. Scrubbed 'em down. Tossed 'em in the Italian multi. Big debates 'bout cooking time. Gotta know by smell/knuckle puss/shell color. Most say 20 for 1, 30 for 2. I say 15 for 2 at 14.696 psia.
Take 'em out. Crack 'em open. Discover your inner whatever.
All you need are bugs. So hey, it's that time of year again. Get your permits in order 'cause it's alcohol and night diving, the winningest of all combinations. Willing to trade secret spots or possibly add more to our hunting party. Straight from the polluted pacific to your plate. Fire up a barrel and watch those mothers dance, 4 it's lobster season, baby.