First, let's get the smutty thoughts and giggles out of the way, Go on, I'll wait, it's to be expected.
Now then... My idea of the perfect hot dog has a nice, thick, fat wiener. Not a long, skinny foot-long, not a thick polish sausage or bratwurst, but a really good-quality wiener with some girth--maybe an inch and a half diameter. The wieners I've seen recommended hereabouts--Bavarian Meats and the like--are skinny. Is there anyplace in town where I can buy a nice, thick, high-quality wiener?