I'm wondering if anyone else likes or has a humorous recipe. I'll start. This is adapted from a recipe I saw in a humor book published in the 1920's. Sorry, I cannot remember the title, but I will always remember this recipe.
Take one sweet black overripe banana.
Make a slit in the outer tubing.
Gut the banana.
Stuff with steel wool, sew up tightly and serve scar downwards.