I've been especially single and even more so out of luck for a while. I'd like to cook a Friday the 13th meal as a cathartic experience, but don't think a cat roast on an umbrella canape with a broken mirror seasoning would be the most delicious thing to eat. Does anyone else have ideas?
Also, I'd like to cook a Valentine's Day dinner for myself and my folks. I've been single for quite a while, and thought steak tartare in the shape of a heart would be stupendously poetic, but I can't justify the cost. Aside from the usual heart shaped pizzas and desserts, what would you suggest cooking for Valentines day?