When I get spicy broccoli and steamed rice, I always add peanuts to the broccoli.
And while I don't eat much fast food because I don't eat meat, I do have a weakness for McGriddles, egg and cheese, no meat. I take it home, nuke it in the microwave so it gets really hot, then I pour real maple syrup on the inside of each of the pancakes, sandwich it back up and enjoy. :-) I'm sure somebody is totally disgusted right now!
Had a friend who would mix mustard and ketchup together and dip her fries in that. That to me is so gross!