Was watching the purple gloved show this morning and the topic was brunch. Their hidden jewel was The Danish Pastry House in Medford. Decided to give it a try since it's only 1 mile away.
When you walk in there are tiny bistro tables that are all lopsided. It's completely self serve. There were NO menus to be found. I went to the counter and there were only 2 menus.
We decided on their brunch special. I ordered and was told, "That is seasonal and we don't offer it." Hmmm...OK, why do they still have it on the menu? Went back to the table and asked Husband what else he might like. Went up to the counter, "Veggie omlet and a chevre and herb omlet"...counter person replies, "Oh we don't have any fresh herbs so it will just be chevre." I ended up with 2 scrambled eggs and bacon!
The food was mediocre at best. The pastries looked amazing but we didn't try only because we were annoyed and were not impressed by anything.
I have to say, any place the purple glove mystery man thinks is good is always a let down!