Alexia, purveyor of all things fried, put out amazing non-frozen onion rings as a snack. I bought two bags, inhaled them, and then Alexia stopped making them. Now, it seems, Trader Joe's has suddenly put onion rings on the market! (Insert ominous music.) I haven't had TJ's yet, but I'm wondering if they got Alexia to make them under the TJ brand! Yes, I know -- why I am coming up with food conspiracies when there are better things to think about . . . .