No, it's not a rhetorical question.
The in-laws bought us a certificate to any Cohn restaurant and I have very little experience with them, so I'm not sure where to use it. The one I'm most familiar with is Corvette Diner and my most recent experience involved the server taking a big fistful of straws (about 20-30) and throwing them all, overhand and end-first, into my face as I looked at the menu. Since she was standing about 2 feet from me, it sucked to get nailed in the eye with a straw. My dining companions and I apparently didn't find that funny, so she and another server harassed us for a good five minutes. Towards the end of our mediocre meal, she grabbed a fistful of Bazooka bubblegum and threw it at our table... most of the pieces ended up in our food... that we were still eating.
So, no Corvette Diner, because a repeat of that experience might result in some Jersey Shore-esque fighting.
Given all of the other ones... Island Prime... Kemo Sabe... the Strip Club (I've been to the downtown one once)... and all of the others... where would you go?