I know this is a bit anti-chowhound of me, but I am looking for a great cheap deal on basic, good old, boiled Lobster. Don't tell me about Jasper White Chive and Chevril topped heresy for almost $30 with tax. I want the cook to take the critter, stick it in some boiling water, melt some butter, and hand it all to me for under $20 so I can get my fix without stinking up my apartment with lobster shells. I'll even take the Chinese food places as long as they aren't doing some odd asian prep to the lobster and haven't had a board of health citation in the past 3mths. This time of year is great for cheap lobster deals, so someone has to have noticed one as they were walking by to more chowhound-esque restaurants....anyone?
(Forgive me, I'm a dyed in the wool local townie who has to itch her lobster scratch at least 3 - 4 times a summer and can't recognize yuppified lobster creations as a substitute, though I am a foodie in all my other food choices...old habits die hard I guess)