It's January and, to even the most casual football fan, that means only one thing: PUPPIES!! Or not. Whatever.
I am convinced that some bar is showing the Puppy Bowl. My reason is mostly applying the law of large numbers to the countless myriad people who like to drink and watch puppies. The Venn diagram, it is amazing.
So the title is basically the question I was wondering about. I would like to sit at a bar and watch adorable puppies tumble over one another while myself getting very drunk. I imagine that somewhere in this huge, weird city, someone either owns or works at a bar and shares my dream.