I just returned to California from visiting my folks in Virginia. While there, I purchased some Duke's mayonnaise, a regional favorite, and also some expensive vodka-filled chocolates from my brother's PX at Fort Lee. While packing, the seams of the suitcase seemed stretched, so I put a piece of duct tape around the suitcase. When I got home, I noticed that the duct tape had been slit, and the mayonnaise was gone! Some baggage handler, either in Virginia or my connection in Dallas, thought stealing my Duke's mayo was worth risking going to the big house for! They left the European chocolates, but stole my mayo! A testament to the quality and allure of Duke's!