Spread ‘Em

Blah blah everybody loves bacon blah blah new product blah blah BACONNAISE.

That’s right, suckers: The people who brought you the almost/arguably kosher bacon (flavored) salt have launched Baconnaise, “The Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread.”

Quoth the witty folks at the sometimes food-centric RiffTrax blog: “Yes, spreadable bacon has arrived. We’d like to reiterate that this is spreadable bacon. This is not designed for direct jar-to-mouth-via-spoon consumption.”

A fair point, to be sure.

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