Ranking Trader Joe's Pizza And Flatbreads From Worst To Best

The pizza's texture was like cardboard, the cheese was sad and thin, the meat was shriveled and dry, and it overall tasted like it had sat in the sun for hours.

This pizza was dry, flavorless, and not appetizing at all. It only ranked higher than the BBQ Chicken Pizza because it lacked the weird meat of the former.

This pizza wasn’t particularly delicious, but is boring enough to serve as a base layer for other cheeses and toppings, rather than being unappetizing.

This pizza had good sauce with a nice tomato-forward flavor, and the cheese was okay, though it would benefit from having

more. Overall, it was middling.

The Pizza Parlanno had a nice, tangy sauce, crust with a good crunch, and flavorful veggies. However, the seasoning, cheese, and sausage were just all right.