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PhilipS

  • UK
  • Member since 2012
  • Total posts 12
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www.thecriticalcouple.co.uk

As Christmas is fast approaching, I have just updated my blog with some of the worst foodie presents available on the market.

What was the worst foodie gift you have ever received as a present?

My suggestions are here:-

http://www.thecriticalcouple.co.uk/bl...

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

Oysters - like trying to swallow a lump of snot (or another waste body product)

yuck

 

Just cleaned out one of my kitchen cupboards. Found a jar of Lemon Curd, still sealed, best before November 2006.

Anyone else as bad?

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

I have stopped buying cookbooks. I tend to Google certain recipes and ingredients, then print them off.

If they are any good, then they get added to my "scrap book" which is one of those folders with plastic sleeves.

I was given a large celeraic yesterday. I found a suitable recipe for soup (one from River Island) and will use that.

Additionally I often change a recipe. With a cookbook I have to write on a post-it pad and place it on the page, with a print-off, I can scribble it on the page.

I have stopped buying cookbooks. I tend to Google certain recipes and ingredients, then print them off.

If they are any good, then they get added to my "scrap book" which is one of those folders with plastic sleeves.

I was given a large celeraic yesterday. I found a suitable recipe fo...

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

Just remembered another one. The skin that forms on Custard. I love it. In fact my Dad was the same and we used to fight over it at the dinner table.

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

Absolutely nothing. I have no shame, in fact I am more likely to post up my disasters than my successes on Facebook. I see SM more as a platform for humour rather than bragging. But then, anyone who reads my blog would know that. ;)

www.thecriticalcouple.co.uk - not for the easily offended.

 

When ever we go out to dinner round someone's house, I always write a short email afterwards to say thanks.

The other day one of our friends made comment that last time they invited us over for dinner, we were the only couple who wrote after to say thanks. There were six other couples there that evening.

I then got thinking and it does appear that when we have had guests round not many of them do write and say thanks after the event.

What is the general view on this?

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

A snob is generally someone who tends to look down on others for not sharing their passion.

How would you like to spend a whole evening listening to someone going on all night about their butterfly collection and implying that you are somehow deficient because you don't share their enthusiasm.

i love food, but I realise that not everyone will share the same passion so it doesn't totally take over my life.

I dislike food/wine/coffee snobs especially the braggers. I get a lot of visitors to my blog from people who have googled "Food Snob" so clearly it is an issue out there.

There is a fine line between sharing and bragging.

http://www.thecriticalcouple.co.uk/bl...

A snob is generally someone who tends to look down on others for not sharing their passion.

How would you like to spend a whole evening listening to someone going on all night about their butterfly collection and implying that you are somehow deficient because you don't share their enthusias...

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

Yep - see this photo - same person's Facebook album, same plate - this time lamb shank with a lentil Godknowswhat.

I don't know what the meat is in the original photo.

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

Actually there is no rose coloured centre to the plate. The meat is swimming in blood. It looks like something passed by someone with a nasty dose of haemorrhoids.

 

So the rise of social media has seen a huge increase in people posting their creations on the web.

However, it appears that some of these dinner photos are more like something you find, and avoid, on a pavement.

So I thought we should have a section for really bad food photos.

I will start off with a sous-vide creation

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

LOL - thanks for that. Just watched "Nina's Birthday" - we don't get Portlandia in the UK - but it looks like my type of humour.

 
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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

I hate the term "Foodie" and would hope that non of my friends would refer to me in that way.

Firstly, I never discuss my love of food and eating with my non-foodie friends. I have some friends who are into sailing. I hate boats with a passion and therefore their boat adventures are of little interest to me. We have other common interests, which are the basis of our discussions. If they ask me about food, then I answer, but I would not bore them about the ins and outs of my latest recipe.

It is the same with religion. One of my sisters is a keen church goer, but wouldn't dream of preaching to atheists.

This is why I avoid some "foodies" as they seem to have a slightly superior view of their hobby.

I hate the term "Foodie" and would hope that non of my friends would refer to me in that way.

Firstly, I never discuss my love of food and eating with my non-foodie friends. I have some friends who are into sailing. I hate boats with a passion and therefore their boat adventures are of lit...

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PhilipS commented 8 years ago

I haven't been to Oxford for a number of years, but there used to be a covered market which used to sell mainly food stuff. In fact, a quick google tells me it is still very much there and they do still have food and drink.

http://www.oxford-coveredmarket.co.uk/

If you fancy a pub lunch, then seek out the "Turf Tavern". Not easy to find

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

One of my friends got a sous vide and was always posting pictures on her facebook. One honestly looked like a turd and a pile of vomit. She was not impressed when I commented that it looked like things she had found on the pavement.

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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

True in some ways. Most of us knew it was a PR ruse come fix, but for someone to openly admit it in print, that is a bombshell.

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

"A much better piece of advice for those who value their privacy is to protect it by not posting every photo and event of their lives on the web."

In a nutshell. It is a bit like celebrities who moan at being photographed in public or being stopped in the street for an autograph. If you court fame, then you have to understand that involves some loss of privacy.

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

The fact that it only has three reviews would probably put me off. But, it is a good "bad review" with a number of specific points raised. You can tell the issues were a lot more than "really didn't like the manager's moustache".

The scoring system for TA is pretty good as it does have a summary which is where I normally start. Noting the percentages in the good and also the numbers of reviews.

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

Not just the jam, but also the cream. Make sure you get "Clotted Cream". Which in Cornwall and Devon should be the default. I have however, experienced whipped cream - which is a heinous crime.

This is one of my favourite eating places in Cornwall.

http://lifesabeach.info/ - not had their cream tea however.

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

I rarely give a bad review. I try to think of the consequences as this is someone's living and the potentially paying several mortgages/rent.

Dining out is s service provided by humans with a wide opportunity for error. We have no idea what is going on with the staff in their personal lives. Even the most professional of servers will find it hard to be chirpy when their Dad is dying of cancer. OK - a bit of a dramatic example - but it does happen.

Actually I always dismiss the bad reviews on Trip Advisor as well. My nephew runs B&B. One weekend he had a load of guys book in who were on a stag night. They broke several items in the room and at one stage he had to call the Police. He rightly charged their credit card for the damage. But all the guests then decided to write bad reviews on the web. Thankfully my nephew managed to find them and wrote a careful reply giving the facts and negated the damage. But that was many hours out of his week that could have been used more pro-actively.

I just think people should consider the consequences before bad mouthing on the internet.

Perhaps it is time for the restaurant industry to review the diners......... ;)

I rarely give a bad review. I try to think of the consequences as this is someone's living and the potentially paying several mortgages/rent.

Dining out is s service provided by humans with a wide opportunity for error. We have no idea what is going on with the staff in their personal lives....

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

I understand what you are saying, but here in the UK it appears that our beef has actually contained some (and occasionally a lot) of horse. Personally I wasn't particularly upset about this. I can't often afford to buy top quality steak mince (ground beef) from the quality butcher - so it is value range from the national supermarket. To be honest, once it has been converted into a lasagne with herbs and tomatoes, then I would be struggling to taste the difference between horse and beef.

Additionally when you buy ground beef, it is likely to contain beef heart, tongue and other parts of the cow. I wonder if every consumer is aware of this.

I understand what you are saying, but here in the UK it appears that our beef has actually contained some (and occasionally a lot) of horse. Personally I wasn't particularly upset about this. I can't often afford to buy top quality steak mince (ground beef) from the quality butcher - so it is v...

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

In all honesty at £14 it was very unlikely to be 100% lobster - the meal also included a half bottle of wine and fries. I also think the diner probably failed to read the small print.

If you check out some of the general reviews on the Top Table website, the restaurant comes out quite well

http://www.toptable.co.uk/reform-soci...

 
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PhilipS commented 9 years ago

Actually they didn't have the same dish. One went for the hanger steak - which looked really nice in the photos - but got no mention in the blog.

 

A fairly high profile pair of amateur restaurant reviewers in the UK recently had what was described as the worst dining experience in their three years of writing a blog.

The issue? A meal of lobster in a London restaurant with wine sold at £14 (very cheap) turned out to be a lobster burger with only 33% lobster.

The restaurant got an absolute slating which I personally thought was a bit over the top. You can read my review of their review here -

http://www.thecriticalcouple.co.uk/bl...

This couple have had a couple of spats with celebrity chefs and the media in the past and it does seem to be more common with other bloggers to give a bad reviews to create interest.

Now I don't do a review blog but I do contribute to Trip Advisor. However, if I have received bad service, then I don't bother with a review. Personally I don't think it is fair to do that on one visit - unless it was seriously bad - ie bed bugs in a hotel - which thankfully I have never experienced.

So would you give a bad review on one visit?

A fairly high profile pair of amateur restaurant reviewers in the UK recently had what was described as the worst dining experience in their three years of writing a blog.

The issue? A meal of lobster in a London restaurant with wine sold at £14 (very cheap) turned out to be a lobster burge...

 
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