Man, this is a city nearly devoid of hot dogs. Other than at an EZ Serv or SnoBall stand. As a genuine carpetbagger, I (sometimes) miss Cincinnati, Detroit, Chicago - each of which have hundreds of hot dog stands.
It's tough to even find natural casing wieners in the groceries here!
So -- who's got a hot dog? And what's so hot about it? And no, you can't say LUCKY DOG.
That ain't food.