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Valentine's President for my Wife

Jimmy Buffet | Feb 2, 2006 03:07 PM

Folks, it's that time of the year again.

This year, I am planning to get Mrs. Buffet a new ironing board cover and a case of spray starch for a Valentine's Day present IF - and I should mention that while I am benevolent with gift giving, I DO like to tie them to some aspect of self improvement on her part - she can successfully name all the lunchmeats.

Last year, she left out "Thuringer" and did not get the mop she had her heart set on.

Since then, she has been practicing diligently and making field trips to grocery stores. I have not wanted to be unreasonable by asking her to list anything in paste or semisolid form, such as potted meat, but rather, I am keeping this restricted to loaf style meats or link style greater than 2" in diameter, and she has no restrictions on natural vs. artificial casings.

Tell me, have I left anything off of this years' list?

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German Salami
Coarse German Salami
Beef Salami
Thuringer
Spicy Hungarian Salami
Venison Salami
Salami
Head Cheese
Blood & Tongue Sausage
Thuringer Rotwurst
Jagdwurst
Beerwurst
Veal Loaf-Leberkase
Pastrami
Hildescheimmer Liver Sausage
Corned Beef
Leona Bologna
Schinkenwurst
Ham
Yachtwurst
Jellied Sulze
Roast Beef
Mortadella
Pepperloaf
Bologna
Garden Bologna
Vienna Bologna
Cajun Bratwurst
Onion Bratwurst
Mettwurst
Kishka
Tongue Blood Loaf
Berliner Bologna
Strassurger Liver loaf
Turkey Schinkenwurst
Smoked Turkey Breast
Westphalian Ham
Nuss Schinken
Lachsschinken
Rauchleisch
Kalbsliverwurst
Gelbwurst
Liverwurst
Braunschweiger
Luncheon Meat
Jelly Tongue
Krakauer
Kuemmelwurst
Peppered Loaf
Souse
Johnsonville Brat
Canadian Bacon
Dried Beef
Garlic Bologna
Ham & Cheese
Hard Salami
Honey Loaf
Old Fashion Loaf
Olive Loaf
P&P Loaf
Pickle Loaf
Pickled Bologna
Ring Bologna
Sliced Beef
BBQ Loaf
Blood and Tongue
Pressed Tongue
Liver Mush
Liver Pudding
Scrapple
Turkey Pastrami
Cotto Salami
Combination Loaf
SPAM
Treet
Honey BBQ Ham

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