Just wanted to keep a repository of the best lines from Top Chef. Feel free to add on.
This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop-Fabio
I'm not your bitch, Bitch-Dave
Tom C: "We went from little prick to big in my mouth." And a wry eye-roll.
Friend of Natalie's: "Yes, that's what usually happens!"
"Who's your dealer is and does he want more customers."-Natalie Portman:
" a perfectly prepared pana cotta should wobble like a woman's breast."- Jay Raynor
"We can serve monkey ass in empty clam shell and still win."-Fabio