You ever go to one of those restaurants where the waiters describe the specials in semi-orgasmic tones? Where the specials are always something like "a sesame-crusted ahi tuna with gorgonzola-wasabi mashed potatoes"? Somehow, they always manage to use the same buzzwords.
Well in that vein, my girlfriend made a little program to generate ridiculous combinations of yuppie-sounding dishes on the fly.
reload to update the menu.
ponzu braised spinach with a black sesame reduction
pesto mashed seasonal rapini with a gorgonzola puree
Now of course most of them don't make any sense, but that's kind of the fun.