DO NOT tell me El Jardin or I shall have to hurt you.
To add to the bad list: Las Manzanitas (Halsted and Brompton) - detected Rose's Lime Juice. Yuck., the ritas at El Tipico - (Foster Ave. near the police station) - (the food is simply awful) are like a valium cocktail. Tasty but weird. They leave you feeling drained and sadly depressed. I believe our friend Michael has experienced these.
I want a good margarita and I want it now. I'll even put up with so-so food for a good one. Please help. North Side preferable.