I need to begin by stating that I don't like McDonalds. I haven't eaten any of their "food" in a long time. However, every spring I do see to find myself helplessly in their drive-thru in need of a Shamrock Shake. So last night, I made my way over there craving that delightful fake mint flavor and much to my surprise, the kid working the window didn't know what I was talking about. He had apparently never heard of such a thing. So what's up with that? I recently moved to Virginia from Chicago, are Shamrock Shakes a regional thing? Do people on the east coast get denied the glory of fake minty goodness?