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SD Dish of the Month - September 2013 [Salad]

DoctorChow | Aug 26, 201301:06 AM

As you may (or more likely, may not) know, Dish of the Month Uber-Dictator CSTR has declared me winner of the hard-fought bidding contest for the position of DotM Sous-Dictator for September, October, and November, 2013.

[People look at one another perplexed. Low-level murmuring]

It was an exhausting campaign, but somehow I prevailed. To all my financial backers and donors, and my Mom, a big thank you.

[Groans can be heard]

Sooo...I humbly accept!

[Polite applause mixed with a scattering of boos in the background]

For September, the Dish of the Month is....

[Drum rolls. Crowd grows very still.]


[Loud applause and cheering]

Any kind of prepared (as opposed to build-your-own) restaurant salad is fair game; Greek, Nicoise, Ceaser, Papaya, Crab Louie, Cobb...

[Shouts of "Whatever!!" interrupt]

[Crowd escalates into hysterical rapture and raucous revelry]

No fair starting before it’s actually September, though!

[Loud boos and hisses followed by murmuring, dying down as people walk out]

Have fun!

[The Sous-Dictator waves to an empty room]

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