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You rub on the magical Chowhound Lamp and....

visciole | Jan 3, 2011 05:22 PM

...the Chowhound Genie appears before you and allows you to choose three foods that will magically forever have no calories (or carbs, gluten, sodium, etc., whatever you want to avoid).

Now, the Genie’s a bit of a hard-ass, and will retract the offer if you try to cheat by choosing categories rather than single foods, so no saying “meat” or “frozen desserts” or “Chinese food” or “cheese” or “cookies” – you have to say “steak” or “rocky road ice cream” or “sesame chicken” or “brie” or “chocolate-chip cookies.”

You are also not allowed to choose common ingredients which show up in many foodstuffs, such as sugar or butter or flour, unless you intend to consume them in unadulterated form – for example you could choose butter if you meant the butter you put on bread or potatoes, and not butter which has been incorporated into another food to make a separate whole, such as sauces or croissants. If you want to eat Bearnaise sauce or croissants, you have to choose that single thing.

What do you tell the Genie?

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