Red Hamburger Relish (moved from L.A. board)

Over the years there have been untold hours of research devoted to finding the extremely rare Red Hamburger Relish, especially in SoCal. While it seems that Heinz dropped it from their list of products years ago, I have the ultimate replacement, perhaps even exceeding the expectations of myriads of Heinz lovers. There is however, one small problem. The name is "BICK'S Hamburger Relish" and it is manufactured in Markham, Ontario, Canada. In recent years this company has been bought out by the "Smucker Foods Corporation". The phone number is 1-800-268-3232. This relish is perhaps the best of the best. It contains all the ingredients of the old Heinz product, plus some other things like Cauliflower, dehydrated Onions, and garlic, which I don't remember being in the Heinz product. These relishes of course are based on Cucumber and Tomato Paste. There are no chilies involved. I have a hard time "importing" it from Canada, but it is not impossible. I have always been amazed by the lack of "Red Relish" nuts in the Western part of the U.S. Many people I talk to have never heard of "Red Relish" and especially on Hamburgers. They just don't know what they are missing.