On a longish car trip recently, several New Yorkers were playing the "Which Ten Restaurants to Avoid in Manhattan" game. Thought it might translate to Phoenix with one caveat -- NO national chain restaurants, puhleeze. Since all CHs already have opinions about chains, it would serve no purpose. If you've seen one Macaroni Grill/Hard Rock Cafe/McDonalds/Dennys/MiMi's, you've seen 'em all (and God Bless You if you haven't seen one!). We need the local lowdown on the really BAD places, the ptomaine chow-mein joints to absolutely avoid at all costs. OK Phoenix, name the worst, the bottom five.