Well, I had some of the worst pizza from an independent restaurant in Portland: American Dream on Glisan near the hospital. The main problem was the crust. Terrible stuff. It was crispy on the outside, but super doughy on the inside. And the flavor was really bad. It had an off flavor combined with a general blandness. Nasty stuff. The cheese and sauce were both boring and the pepperoni mediocre and one-dimensional. I would have rather had Pizza Hut.