At least it would be entertaining. I have to admit, I love the Osbournes. Of course, I've always liked Ozzy. They have a nice enough kitchen to do a cooking show. Sharon wouldn't have to cook, they could have guest chefs. With their ratings, I'm sure there would be volunteers. And Ozzy could be the prep chef, just because it's fun to watch him stumble around the kitchen. And at the end they could have some of Kelly and Jack's friends over to eat the meal. Then the dogs could eat any scraps or leftovers. Great Fun!