I just recovered from a nasty case of the flu, and after having eaten nothing but clear chicken broth and saltines for 3 days, I'm in desperate need of a grease fix. I live in Queens, and am already planning to gorge myself on a Donovan's burger in Woodside as soon as I'm able. But Donovan's is no place to buy an onion ring. And I'm going to need more than one. So ...does anyone know of any kickin' onion rings in the Woodside-Elmhurst-Sunnyside-Jackson Heights area? I intend to do my preliminary damage at Donovan's, then waddle off for a second course of battered onions before completing the meal with an enormous hot fudge sundae. Or a milkshake. Or both. In fact, if you can recommend a good ice cream joint within crawling distance, give that up, too.
I promise not to hold anyone responsible for what I imagine will happen to me when I actually execute this plan.