Let's talk authenticity. This place is so authentic, it borders on xenophobic.
What am I talking about? I'm talking about the korean joint at 64-16 Roosevelt Avenue in Woodside that doesn't even have a name in roman characters - only korean. I stepped inside and asked if they had an english menu. Nope.
Okay, if we hadn't been full of Sripraphai's food, we would have had to pick up the gauntlet there and then. As it stands, we scuttled off with a copy of the menu which I've e-mailed off to my brother-in-law's father-in-law (who is korean) for translation.
In the interim, if anyone knows anything about this place, please pipe up. I'd also be happy to send a JPG of the menu to anyone who wants it.
Moron dystopic later.