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Just for Laughs


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Just for Laughs

kc girl | Dec 16, 2002 09:49 AM

Thought some of you might enjoy these quazzzy thoughts I just got in an e-mail.

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

2. How about the first guy to try a chicken egg? Do you consider him brave? How many tries before he cooked it?

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Why ARE Trix only for kids?

6. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

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