Help. My family has developed an unhealthy obsession with turkey tails. There was only one last Thanksgiving and, of course, several people wanted it. So now, nothing will do but to have a Christmas turkey festooned with as many turkey tails as possible.
I've phoned Safeway (several), Trader Joe's, and Whole Foods in San Mateo. No turkey tails. Marina Market says they can get me a case of 30 frozen lbs, but that's at least 20 lbs too many for me.