What rules do you live by when it comes to food? I have many, but here are the top 3:
1. NEVER FRY BACON WHILE YOU'RE NAKED!-Pretty self-explanatory
2. NEVER wash a coffee mug or cup with soap!-The soap leeches into the cup and taints the coffee
3. ALWAYS take a first date to an Italian restaurant.-There is NO WAY to be fake and pretentious while eating Linguini and Clam Sauce or Mushroom Lobster Ragu with Pappardelle. If she only orders a dinner salad, no second date.
How about you? What food rules do you live by?