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Indian Curry Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody tune)

Uncledave | Aug 25, 2002 10:34 AM

Got this in my email, source unknown. Very funny - thought y'all'd enjoy it.


> Naan, just killed a man
> Poppadom against his head
> Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
> Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
> But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
> Naan, ohhh ohhhhhh
> Didn't mean to make you cry
> Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
> Curry On, Curry On
> Cause Nothing Really Madras
> Too Late, My Dinner's Gone
> Sends Shivers Down my Spine
> Rectum Aching All the Time
> Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
> Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
> Naan, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
> The Dopiaza is so Mild
> I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
> I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
> Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
> Vindaloo Does Nicely
> Very Very Spicy
> Meat
> Byriani (Byriani)
> Byriani (Byriani)
> Byriani and a Naan
> (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
> I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
> He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
> Stand you Well Back
> Cause the Loo is quarantined...
> Here it Comes
> There it Goes
> Technicolour Yawn
> I Chunder
> NO!
> It's Coming up Again
> (There he Goes)
> I Chunder
> Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
> Coming Back Again (Up Again)
> Here it Goes Again
> (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
> On my Knees I'm on my Knees
> On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
> This Vindaloo
> It's About to Wreck my Guts
> Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
> So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
> So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
> Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
> Just had to Come out
> It Just had to Come Right out in Here

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