Ok, I'll start this one. I actually have a lot of guilty pleasures, but here's the one that just popped into my head:
Newks Cue sandwich with Sriracha sauce and cheetos (Crunchy) inside. One million calories of yum. If anyone had doubts about the quality of my palate/food judgement, there's probably no doubt left now.....
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