I've temporarily gone vegan and I'm ridiculously hung over. Eyes are peeling out of their sockets. Head throbbing. Legs shaky. The works.
A hangover of this magnitude calls for the greasiest of greasy breakfasts. Eggs, bacon, sausage, extra bacon, extra sausage, buttered toast and jam. Can't have any of it. Except the jam. Which has no grease. I need a proper greasy substitute.
Only things I can properly think of would be some kind of fried potato (hash browns, no-egg latkes, etc.) or a grilled cheese using stupid vegan no-dairy butter and daiya cheese (not as good as Kraft).
Please help: if not just for this hangover, but for all of the hangovers yet to come.