Not exactly ashamed of this because it's so good:
grated cracker barrel extra sharp cheese
jar of pimento all chopped up
little grated onion
a dollop or so of Hellman's mayo
mix first three together, add enough mayo to make it spreadable, slather on sturdy buttered bread and grill on an oiled griddle or in your black iron frying pan.
As the Taco Bell Chihuahua says: Gooooey! pat