Dear Admins / Moderators,
I have cleared out all the checkboxes in my profile (yes both the settings/notifications area as well as the other one).
Yet ... I'm still inundated with tons of email updates. Please kill all notifications of all kinds - thanks! If that means that you need to totally delete my entire account, then go ahead and do it - I'd rather have that then 50 emails a day that I don't care about.