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Is Drought (Detroit area) trying to make your wallet into a desert or something?

boagman | Jun 15, 2015 11:18 PM

Holy crap. I mean, I'm not unaware that I tend to be on the cheaper side of things when it comes to food, but cheese-and-crackers, man!

Eater Detroit hears tell that Drought is expanding to several different locations, and I took a look at what they're offering. I give them full marks: they're not hiding anything at all. Their single juices *average* better than $10 per bottle (16 ounces), and heaven help your bank account should you decide on a "cleanse" ($63 PER DAY!!!) or a "package".

It honestly offends me that there are this many idiots with too much money on the planet. I mean, God forbid they just up and eat some stinking fruit and tap water.

I hope Drought bleeds them all dry for the suckers that they are. P.T. Barnum is guffawing in his grave.

Their website/menu page: http://www.droughtjuice.com/menu.html

DROUGHT
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