I made a rookie mistake.
My fiance and I have settled on spending one leg of our honeymoon in Paris. That's all fair and good but I made the rookie mistake of booking it over the weekend. That means we're there over a Sunday and Monday... which seem to be culinary wastelands.
I have some respectable bookings for Friday and Saturday but I'm really struggling to find any restaurants, let alone excellent ones, open on the last two days.