So i went to crif dog on sunday and had one of the most ordinary and most expensive hotdogs i can remember 2.75! you can get an entire meal for that at gray's. sure when you eat at gray's its nasty and you feel like you those dogs may actually kill you, but it's quick and it's cheap and the drinks are good, and for me there's just something about that taste thats so guilty and so gross that makes me crave them. So back to crif dogs. The order took about 10 minutes. way too long for a hot dog. dog's need to be quick, that way you have less time to think about what your going to put in your mouth. And the setting was bad too, it was like the place had gone out of its way to look quirky and original, total gimick and not even a good one. "polite new yorker" that's funny. writing "best lips and ass" on the menu made me want to ask for my money back. Then when the hot dog did show up (cheese with pickles) it was carelessly covered in cheese dripping all over, stale bun, tiny dog. not good. so that was my experience at the place and I won't go back.