Tip off: Great tiny buffet style chinese veg place on Mott across from Pho Bang -- designed for Chinese working class veggies so its cheap good and quick. It's "to go" only though.
They seem to want me to eat rice, but I refuse.
They have mock everything there, like a mock General Tsao's Chicken that is just as red and unhealthy and good as the real thing.
Check it out and let me know what you think.