Yeah, so I'm out working hard yesterday, and I'm hot and dying of thirst. I collect those Speedway Rewards points whenever I fill up there, so I've got a backlog of about 8000 points, and today was *hot*. Time to redeem 900 of those points for a Speedy Freeze (any size), which is their version of a Slurpee.
I almost went directly for cherry, but happened to see Cherry Limeade in an adjacent machine, so I took a tiny sample.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Man, I could actually *feel* my pupils dilate! What a totally, awesomely, sugary, insanely, artificial flavor! I was sucking this bad boy down and getting brain freeze at an *alarming* rate. Before I even paid for it, my head was pounding. Pounding with *love*...and excruciating, stabbing pain.
I nursed this 44 ounce monster for *hours*, and it made my day just...just better. Nothing natural about this thing, unless you count the ice. What a wonderful summer treat I've just found.