Possibly the dumbest thing I've evah read about how to cook a lobstah:
"A Maine Restaurant Wants to Kill Lobsters Humanely by Getting Them Stoned"
Personally, I'd rather be stabbed between the eyes than boiled alive after being stoned 3 weeks ago. But that's just me...
[Note, the photo above is not from this restaurant. It is from Chauncey Creek Losbster Pier in Kittery Point, ME.]