Okay, stifle the laughter and give me a minute of attention. Truffle season is starting, and I'm on a budget. I know there's no such thing as cheap truffles, but there must be somewhere (preferably in the east bay) where I could satisfy the truffle craving for non-exorbitant prices. Say, a plate of pasta with truffles for $14-16. Perhaps I'm completely nuts, but I thought I'd ask.