I have just found the best bottled water.
Other than mineral waters with real minerals in it, I often mused at the deluge of bottled waters with basically no technical use except maybe carrying to Mexico or hiking or little league games, etc. where water is basically scarce. Or flavored bottled waters. (Course Sparklettes home delivery is good, but their store bottled water does not have the same fresh flavor.
However, I bought SMART WATER by Glaceau and love it. First, it has ELECTROLYTES in it. That means better hydration when losing all your water and salt when sweating alot (Like in Gatorade - that was invented way back in 1968 by a doctor for the Florida pro football team). Then I read the label and laughed out loud.
"vapor distilled + electrolytes: side effects may include being callled nerd, dork, geek, dweeb, braniac, know-it-all, smarty pants, smart-aleck, bookworm, egghead, four-eyes, einstein, or being mistaken for the I.T. guy.
"may induce sudden and inexplicable aversion to all less intelligent forms of water. apply liberally and frequently to dry people."
Obviously makes for funny marketing, but this stuff has eletrolyes in it. And, I don't know of any others that do.