I am announcing my new, less generic name that I will be using from now on. I used to be Bob--plain, old boring Bob. I have changed my life, looked deep inside. I have fasted. I have feasted. I am a new hound. A brand new hound...I am CHOW CHOW MAN.
I do hereby pledge to be more diligent in my chowing...more dedicated in my reporting...more thoughtful in all thing chow-like.
I pledge to eat more chicken fried steak...more BBQ...more chili...more baked goods.
God bless all you chowhounds out there and the Chowhound Team that's working day and night to preserve this medium by which hounds may better prepare themselves to live their lives and enjoy the most important things...the fried things.