Gotta love the DHS video with guys in helmets, gas masks and fire protection suits setting a turkey on fire. This is the best link I've found ... the bonus is another with William Shatner. Then there's the story of the guy who fell into the turkey fryer ... ouch.
It is pretty spectacular ... much better than blowing up peeps in your microwave on Easter. Homeland Security tweeted the warning and video about the gobbler.
The DHS overses the Federal Emergency Management Agency which oversees the US Fire Administration ... so its is not that they are just bored with nothing better to do.