News that Taco Bell is testing a taco shell made from Doritos, an initiative that possibly started with the Facebook group Taco Shells made from Doritos Movement, made us wonder: What other stupid-amusing Facebook groups exist for restaurants? Here are my favorites.

thanks to Dunkin Donuts I spell “Doughnuts” the wrong way.
We’ve said stuff like this many, many times at CHOW, as our style guide insists on doughnuts, yet contributor after contributor spells it Dunkin’s way.

Why is the Olive Garden logo grapes if it’s OLIVE garden?
You can’t tell me you’ve never wondered this. If you wanted to name it Grape Garden, well, that’s not a terrific name, but at least the logo would make sense.

I Get Excited When I Get An Extremely Curly Fry At Arby’s
Doesn’t it drive you crazy when you save that perfect excessively curly fry for your last bite and some tool sticks her hand in your fries and grabs that very one?

If You Go To KFC & Get Beans Instead Of Gravy Your A Dickhead
The 70,882 people who like this Facebook group seem to have no problem with bad grammar, however! Actually, many posters have schooled the administrators on their error (should be “you’re a dickhead”), leading one wit to crack, “You’re a dickhead if you like a group just to correct the admin.”

I wonder why Burger King Coke tastes different than Mcdonalds Coke
Does it? Thousands of members either think so, or think pretending to think so is amusing.

I Crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays
There’ve been way too many times that I’ve been in the Atlanta airport and walked all the way down to the Chick-fil-A gate, only to remember just as I see the closed-up store, “Dammit, it’s Sunday.” Then I reflect bitterly on the fact that when Chick-fil-A’s founder, Truett Cathy, dies, his descendants will probably open up Chick-fil-A the very next Sunday. It must drive the Chick-fil-A managers crazy to have to give up the Sunday income!

I hate how overly happy all the people are in Olive Garden commercials.
You’d think they were enjoying the food or something. Since that’s impossible, must be acting.

Dear Subway, your store smells amazing.
If by “amazing” you mean “like the fetid reek from some infernal passageway into the rotting bowels of a landfill,” we’re totally with you.

That awkward moment at Subway when your sub is being toasted
Hey, maybe you could talk about the funny smell.

Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug
I bet whores give totally awesome hugs that don’t clog your arteries or make you die of renal failure.

1 Million LIKES and I will make a LIVE lightsaber duel video in McDonald’s.
At 44,035 likes as of press time, that duel will be a long time coming. Also, as the page creator warns, even the likes may not do the job: “I NEED MONEY TO PAY FOR SPECIAL CAMERAS,” he admits in his pitch.

Image source: Flickr member Keoni Cabral under Creative Commons

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