Just when it seemed like there were no good names for cocktails anymore, the Hungry Beast offers up the Public Option.

It’s the site’s debut “News Cocktail of the Week,” and it also appears to be a sponsored feature for Le Tourment Vert absinthe.

I imagine many fine brainstorming sessions taking place before they came up with this one. The Jaycee Dugard cocktail doesn’t sound very good. Nor does the Michael Jackson cocktail (it just makes you sleepy). The You Lie! cocktail, on the other hand, is a real pick-me-up. I also look forward to tasting Kate Gosselin’s Hair, Swine Flu Nasal Spray, and Kanye’s a Jackass.

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